Family Affair

22.10.2014
Lady Gaga with artists Jeff Koonsand Marina Abramovic at "artRave" in New York (photo: dpa)
Lady Gaga with artists Jeff Koonsand Marina Abramovic at "artRave" in New York (photo: dpa)

Art with your kids can be fun and funny
Do it right you can make some money
 
Cause everyone wants to be artists today
So stage a project and fluff up their resume
 
Kanye, Gaga, and now Miley Cyrus!
Wanting to be an artist is like catching a virus
 
They are all at it now and making a mint
So I gave my kids a hint
And put them to work
I’m sick they’re always skint
 
Spin wild tales of unbridled riches and fame
Glam it up so they’ll want to play the game
 
You still have to push they are all so damn lazy
Tell them to look at Koons’ prices gone crazy
 
Competition in youth is drugs and booze
Peer pressure to party and schmooze
They’re out all night all day they snooze
And those stupid devices they always lose
 
Nam Jun Paik said he became an artist to sleep late
So a professional career in art is not the worst fate
 
With art you can develop their curiosity
They don’t need much studying art history
 
Take a break from school, clubs and computers
Let them live life forget about tutors
 
Art is a colorful language made-up of pictures
God knows they hate reading so throw it in the mixture
 
A lesson in economics will also be learned
If they sell a few paintings a few quid will be earned
 
Spending time today is essential for relations
Everything else is just social masturbation
 
Use the experience to explore and communicate
Go ahead and get started it’s never too late
 
And think of the love and satisfaction
That will flow from a show
And may even gain traction
 
The only thing worse than the grief they can cause
Is when they fly the coop and slam all the doors
 
Get their friends and others make it a group show
That's an enterprising approachable way to go
 
Friends and Family, that exhibit was ours
With kids from all over and plenty of art stars
 
But here is a weary word of advice
Before you jump in if I’ve managed to entice
 
Don’t knock down a Tracey Emin and break it
Though that's a surefire way to make it
 
Into the tabloids and onto the BBC
For the world and everyone else to see
It happened to us so take it from me
 

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